ISSUE 009 Released September 2014 36 Pages HELLO MY NAME IS BOB, PROBABLY: JONNY DESTEFANOGORDIE HOWE HAT TRICK: CHRISTY THACKER3200 ROUNDS PER MINUTE: MICHAEL DAVID KING1977 PIE-EATING CHAMPION: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PILE OF BRICKS THAT WILL ONE DAY BE A HOUSE: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKICHAMBER OF SECRETS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: NOAH VAN SCIVERBACK COVER: MARK […]
ISSUE 008 Released August 2014 36 Pages DESTRO: JONNY DESTEFANOBARONNESS: CHRISTY THACKERTOMAX & XAMOT: MICHAEL DAVID KINGKUNG-FU GRIP: JON DESTEFANO, SR.STORM SHADOW: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIBLOWTORCH: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: MELANIE STEINWAYBACK COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU, HOTDOG SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH OFF CONTRIBUTORS (CRIMSON GUARD): RICARDO FERNANDEZ, LEAH FERNANDEZ, JARED DAVID PAUL, JIM HICOX, PATRICK RODGERS,
ISSUE 007 Released July 2014 36 Pages ACTUALLY JUST 2 KIDS IN BIG COAT: JONNY DESTEFANOGOATS WHO SOUND LIKE HUMANS VIDEOS: CHRISTY THACKERLIFETIME BAN FROM RED LOBSTER: MICHAEL DAVID KINGABLE TO TRANSFORM INTO TRUCK: JON DESTEFANO, SR.MADE OF COMPRESSED SAWDUST: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKISTAR OF TV’S “BARNEY MILLER”: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JASH TRACEYBACK COVER:
ISSUE 006 Released June 2014 36 Pages HOLD ‘EM’: JONNY DESTEFANOFOLD ‘EM’: CHRISTY THACKERRUN: MICHAEL DAVID KINGMONEY: JON DESTEFANO, SR.TABLE: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKICOUNTIN’: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU, BREAK TIMEBACK COVER: JAMES HATTAWAY CONTRIBUTORS (GAMBLERS): CHRISTOPHER COLE, JUSTIN FRANZEN, MATT FRANZEN, FRED FRANZEN, HAYLEY BLOMQUIST, RICARDO FERNANDEZ, ERICA GROSSMAN, JOSIAH HESSE, BABYSHOE,
ISSUE 005 Released May 2014 36 Pages PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH: JONNY DESTEFANOWHEATIES: CHRISTY THACKERGRAPE NUTS: MICHAEL DAVID KINGCORN POPS: JON DESTEFANO, SR.SPECIAL K: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKISUGAR SMACKS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JASH TRACEYBACK COVER: JAMES HATTAWAY CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO MAGICAL DELICIOUSNESS): JASH TRACEY, DEREK KEENAN, RAY YOUNG CHU, JUSTIN FRANZEN, MATT FRANZEN, FRED
ISSUE 004 Released April 2014 36 Pages DIRECTOR, BIRTHDAY MAGICIAN: JONNY DESTEFANOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF, BREAKDANCE CHAMPION: CHRISTY THACKERDESIGNER, THEORETICAL CONSTRUCT: MICHAEL DAVID KINGADVERTISING, HEADLOCKS: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PRODUCER, WATCH LIST FLYER: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIEDITORIAL ASSISTANCE, CAKEY NAPKINS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JONNY DESTEFANOBACK COVER: MICHAEL DAVID KING (TRANSLATION BY LISA REILLY) CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO APPETITE): JASON
ISSUE 003 Released March 2014 36 Pages DIRECTOR, MOUNTAINEER: JONNY DESTEFANOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF, ZOOKEEPER: CHRISTY THACKERDESIGNER, PUGILIST: MICHAEL DAVID KINGADVERTISING, MUSCLE: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PRODUCER, NAME COLLECTOR: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIEDITORIAL ASSISTANCE, DICKPUNCHING: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHUBACK COVER: CONCEPT AND ART BY JAMES HATTAWAY, DESIGN BY MICHAEL DAVID KING CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO HEIGHT): JEFF
ISSUE 002 Released February 2014 36 Pages JOURNEYS IN TIME: JONNY DESTEFANOEXPLOSIONS UNDERGROUND: CHRISTY THACKERKNIFE IN TEETH: MICHAEL DAVID KINGRAINMAKING: JON DESTEFANO, SR.SHAPESHIFTING: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKI FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHUBACK COVER: CONCEPT AND ART BY JAMES HATTAWAY, DESIGN BY MICHAEL DAVID KING CONTRIBUTORS (IN NUMEROLOGICAL ORDER): DEREK KEENAN, JASON HELLER, RICARDO FERNANDEZ, PAUL
Birdy 001 | January, 2014 | 36 pages After a year of planning and development, Birdy 001 launched in the new year of 2014. Originally ideated by Deer Pile founder Jonny DeStefano, editor Christy Thacker, and ex-Onion designer Michael David King, the trio were soon joined by entrepreneur and social activist Kayvan Khalatbari. The issue