ISSUE 012 Released December 2014 36 Pages EDITORIAL, FRUIT FILLING DIRECTOR: JONNY DESTEFANOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF: CHRISTY THACKERART DIRECTOR: MICHAEL DAVID KING BUSINESS, CINNAMON GLAZE ADVERTISING: JON DESTEFANO, SR.ADVISOR: KAYVAN KHALATBARI FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU, CEREAL KILLER NEEDS HELPBACK COVER: MICHAEL DAVID KING CENTERFOLD: MARK MOTHERSBAUGH, 50-FOOT-TALL SCALE MODEL OF PROPOSED FAREWELL ARCH TO LUXEMBOURG CITY, 2013BIRDY […]
ISSUE 011 Released November 2014 36 Pages EXISTENTIAL CRISES HOBO CLOWNS: JONNY DESTEFANOBALLOON ANIMALS: CHRISTY THACKERKRAFT SLICES: MICHAEL DAVID KING QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION PARTY BUS: MALKAH DUPRIXILLEGAL FIREWORKS: JON DESTEFANO, SR.CHEF-CURATED TASTING MENU: KAYVAN KHALATBARIINTERNAL MEDICINE: PATIENCE HILL FRONT COVER: CHRISTY THACKER VS. MICHAEL DAVID KING VS. KRAFTWERKBACK COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU RIOTS CENTERFOLD: MARK MOTHERSBAUGH,
ISSUE 010 Released October 2014 36 Pages THE ACCUSED PLAYING TURTLE: JONNY DESTEFANOB-2 BOMBER: CHRISTY THACKERSPELUNKER: MALKAH DUPRIXLINCOLN LOGS: MICHAEL DAVID KINGDOUBLE BEACHER: JON DESTEFANO, SR.3RD TELETUBBY: KAYVAN KHALABATRI FRONT COVER: MARK MOTHERSBAUGH, YOUNG GIRL WITH WIDOW’S PEAK, CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH, N.D.BACK COVER: WESLEY YOUNG LOCUST PLAGUE ROSES USUAL SUSPECTS: JASON HELLER, RICARDO FERNANDEZ, RAY
ISSUE 009 Released September 2014 36 Pages HELLO MY NAME IS BOB, PROBABLY: JONNY DESTEFANOGORDIE HOWE HAT TRICK: CHRISTY THACKER3200 ROUNDS PER MINUTE: MICHAEL DAVID KING1977 PIE-EATING CHAMPION: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PILE OF BRICKS THAT WILL ONE DAY BE A HOUSE: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKICHAMBER OF SECRETS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: NOAH VAN SCIVERBACK COVER: MARK
ISSUE 008 Released August 2014 36 Pages DESTRO: JONNY DESTEFANOBARONNESS: CHRISTY THACKERTOMAX & XAMOT: MICHAEL DAVID KINGKUNG-FU GRIP: JON DESTEFANO, SR.STORM SHADOW: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIBLOWTORCH: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: MELANIE STEINWAYBACK COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU, HOTDOG SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH OFF CONTRIBUTORS (CRIMSON GUARD): RICARDO FERNANDEZ, LEAH FERNANDEZ, JARED DAVID PAUL, JIM HICOX, PATRICK RODGERS,
ISSUE 007 Released July 2014 36 Pages ACTUALLY JUST 2 KIDS IN BIG COAT: JONNY DESTEFANOGOATS WHO SOUND LIKE HUMANS VIDEOS: CHRISTY THACKERLIFETIME BAN FROM RED LOBSTER: MICHAEL DAVID KINGABLE TO TRANSFORM INTO TRUCK: JON DESTEFANO, SR.MADE OF COMPRESSED SAWDUST: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKISTAR OF TV’S “BARNEY MILLER”: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JASH TRACEYBACK COVER:
ISSUE 006 Released June 2014 36 Pages HOLD ‘EM’: JONNY DESTEFANOFOLD ‘EM’: CHRISTY THACKERRUN: MICHAEL DAVID KINGMONEY: JON DESTEFANO, SR.TABLE: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKICOUNTIN’: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHU, BREAK TIMEBACK COVER: JAMES HATTAWAY CONTRIBUTORS (GAMBLERS): CHRISTOPHER COLE, JUSTIN FRANZEN, MATT FRANZEN, FRED FRANZEN, HAYLEY BLOMQUIST, RICARDO FERNANDEZ, ERICA GROSSMAN, JOSIAH HESSE, BABYSHOE,
ISSUE 005 Released May 2014 36 Pages PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH: JONNY DESTEFANOWHEATIES: CHRISTY THACKERGRAPE NUTS: MICHAEL DAVID KINGCORN POPS: JON DESTEFANO, SR.SPECIAL K: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKISUGAR SMACKS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JASH TRACEYBACK COVER: JAMES HATTAWAY CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO MAGICAL DELICIOUSNESS): JASH TRACEY, DEREK KEENAN, RAY YOUNG CHU, JUSTIN FRANZEN, MATT FRANZEN, FRED
ISSUE 004 Released April 2014 36 Pages DIRECTOR, BIRTHDAY MAGICIAN: JONNY DESTEFANOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF, BREAKDANCE CHAMPION: CHRISTY THACKERDESIGNER, THEORETICAL CONSTRUCT: MICHAEL DAVID KINGADVERTISING, HEADLOCKS: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PRODUCER, WATCH LIST FLYER: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIEDITORIAL ASSISTANCE, CAKEY NAPKINS: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: JONNY DESTEFANOBACK COVER: MICHAEL DAVID KING (TRANSLATION BY LISA REILLY) CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO APPETITE): JASON
ISSUE 003 Released March 2014 36 Pages DIRECTOR, MOUNTAINEER: JONNY DESTEFANOEDITOR-IN-CHIEF, ZOOKEEPER: CHRISTY THACKERDESIGNER, PUGILIST: MICHAEL DAVID KINGADVERTISING, MUSCLE: JON DESTEFANO, SR.PRODUCER, NAME COLLECTOR: KAYVAN SOORENA TYLER KHALATBARI-LIMAKIEDITORIAL ASSISTANCE, DICKPUNCHING: MALKAH DUPRIX FRONT COVER: RAY YOUNG CHUBACK COVER: CONCEPT AND ART BY JAMES HATTAWAY, DESIGN BY MICHAEL DAVID KING CONTRIBUTORS (RANKED ACCORDING TO HEIGHT): JEFF