New News Gets Old Real Quick By Brian Polk Art by Jason White Published Issue 108, December 2022 “Happy To See Me” Is Kind Of A Weird Euphemism For “Boner” “Is that a candy bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” A popular joke from childhood, this phrase was indeed […]
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New News Gets Old Real Quick By Brian Polk Published Issue 107, November 2022 Do You Think O’Doul’s Will Ever Release A Cocaine-free Powder? I think it would be a delightful addition to its line of alcohol-free beer. And while they’re at it, they could probably make speed-free meth, CBD (which is basically THC-free pot),
Werewolf Radar: A Hazy Shade of Geamhradh By Nate Balding Art by Jason White Published Issue 107, November 2022 You feel that? The cold air against the back of your neck? The chill that reminds you it’s time to tune your edges, bruh? The frosty pine flavor of wind that’s coming fresh off of a brand
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Life Just Keeps On Going, Doesn’t It? (Observations, Mishaps and You-knows) By Brian Polk Art by Molly Wirtz Published Issue 106, October 2022 The First Couple Of Times I Saw “Quiet Quitting,” I Thought It Was “Quiet Quilting” And I concluded it was a nice little trend. What could be more quaint than a bunch
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Werewolf Radar: Funnin’ With The Devil By Nate Balding Art by Eric Joyner Published Issue 106, October 2022 Break out the fun size Snickers and a ball of cotton webbing you’ll be finding pieces of next June, because through the trick and/or treat of temporal experience the world has once again reached Checkpoint: Spooky. Even now
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Werewolf Radar Strife On Mars By Nate Balding Published Issue 105, September 2022 A lot of people frown on the idea of child soldiers. And sure, trafficking in prepubescent souls for the purposes of indoctrinating a small army into becoming unrelenting killers beyond the purview of self-awareness sounds pretty bad. But who else are you
This Mudane Life: Adventures In Whatever This Is By Brian Polk Art by Julianna Beckert Published Issue 105, September 2022 I Was Thinking Of It As A Vasecto-me When Really It’s A Vasecto-us Darling, I must confess that I am guilty of some very short-sighted, self-centered thinking. You see, when you first mentioned I should
Salacious Details, Blather, and Other Mundane Chatter By Brian Polk Art by Eric Joyner Published Issue 104, August 2022 I Have One Major Regret About The Wish I Made To Go Back In Time The genie that granted me the wish was probably aware of my folly when I told him I would like to
Werewolf Radar Now I Wanna Be Your Frog By Nate Balding Published Issue 104, August 2022 There may be a hellmouth in Cleveland but everybody knows that if you’re looking to stare down a phantasmagoria of the capital S Strange, the word on every pair of psychode-spackled lips in Ohio is Cincinnati. Rumors whispered from
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Pearwolf Raynar Yellow Headbetters By Nate Balding Published Issue 103, July 2022 What do Gaithersburg, MD, Leesburg, VA, Ghostbuster Peter Venkman’s observations regarding Vigo the Carpathian’s skull and the woods near Kirtland, OH have in common? If you answered Melon Heads, you’ve won a free trip to any U.S. territory where, at a black site,
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