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Werewolf Radar: The Chaunic 2000 Nate Balding | Art by Nick Flook

Werewolf Radar: The Chaunic 2000 By Nate Balding Art by Nick Flook Published Issue 099, March 2022 Mobile defibrillators. Ejection seats. Duty free shops. Fries that, instead of being lukewarm slices of wet potatoes served with a salt packet, are well-seasoned, creating an entire new enterprise called normal ass sides. Every one of these originated with […]

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Werewolf Radar: What’s Love Got To Do With It by Nate Balding | Art by Jason White

They love me … They love me not … They love me … They’re … wearing a recently flayed goat and chasing me down the street. Must be Lupercalia day. Oft misattributed as the Roman precursor to Valentine’s Day, the festival of Lupercalia rides the midriff of February with all the main features of the

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Wishwolf Radar: Season of the Wish by Nate Balding | Art by Jason White

New Year? New you! That’s the plan, anyway. Though for even the most resolute these wishes tend to taper off as the year proceeds, carrying with it the endless baggage of daily suffering that Buddhists call “living.” And yet our collective whimsy lies with continuing human sentimentality; that the beginning of any new project

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Wereyule Logdar By Nate Balding w/ Art by Peter Kornowski

Wereyule Logdar I Think I’m Alone Now By Nate Balding Art By Peter Kornowski Published Issue 096, December 2021 Depending on your age the word hermit tends to conjure one of three images: Weird religious loner, a musician enslaved by a man named Herman or a scary forest sage to be accidentally found while shooting

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Kangwolf Roodar by Nate Balding | Art by Grant Williams

Kangwolf Roodar Too Spin Me Round (Like A Macropod) By Nate Balding Art by Grant Williams Published Issue 095, November 2021 It’s been said that the only thing to fear is fear itself. It’s also been said that one should never enter into unarmed combat with a kangaroo. Both can be true but only one

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Scarewolf Craydar: Cat’s in the Cradle By Nate Balding w/ Art by Jason White

Scarewolf Craydar: Cat’s in the Cradle, A Cautionary Tale By Nate Balding Art By Jason White Published Issue 094, October 2021 Brisk autumn air swirls over the northern hemisphere carrying the sweet funeral dirge that calls all Earth’s good people to goth Christmas. Yes, the time has once more come for Samhain, that perfect moment wherein

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Werewolf Radar: You Height Up My Life By Nate Balding w/ Feat. Art by Moon_Patrol

Werewolf Radar: You Height Up My Life By Nate Balding Feature by Moon Patrol Accompanying art by Jason White Published Issue 093, September 2021 As the song goes, “Short people got no reason to live.” Nobody ever mentions the flip side that tall people are fucking horrific. Slender Man? Second-story peeper creeper. Goliath? Big-boned bone

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Werewolf Radar: Aliendness Love by Nate Balding

Werewolf Radar: Aliendless Love By Nate Balding Art by Caitlyn Grabenstein Published Issue 092, August 2021 By the time you read this you’ll be dead. Or something will have happened. Or nothing. Which on a philosophical level might imply that you are, for all intents and purposes, dead. That’s not what this is about. On

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Werewolf Radar: The Flannel Man By Nate Balding

Werewolf Radar: Plaid Moon Rising — The Flannel Man By Nate Balding Published Issue 091, July 2021 The paranormal community tends to believe there’s nothing new over the evnts horizoned or beyond the wildest dreams of the Pastafarian sauce gods. This is despite being a cloistered group of minds rattling off new tropes for old

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Werewolf Radar: Cub As You Are By Nate Balding

Published Issue 090, June 2021 They say it takes a village to raise a child, but in a pinch, a forest will do. Mythologies about children raised by animals stretch back through human civilization for millennia. Like the founding of Rome by a pair of postnatal milk sucklers surviving off of the war teats of

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