Dirty Spatula Fiction By Brian Polk Art By Jonny DeStefano Published Issue 088, April 2021 Look for the phrase “Dirty Spatula” strategically placed in each story. The Sticky Spot on the Floor Grew Last Night “The sticky spot on the kitchen floor sure seems like it grew exponentially last night,” I told my roommate when […]
10 Omega Mart Products You Don’t Wanna Miss By Dave Jasmon Published Issue 088, April 2021 Not able to make it to Omega Mart to do your shopping? Don’t fret. You can enjoy extraordinary products from America’s most exceptional grocery store at home! So, maybe you already bought tickets to Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart. Maybe
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Out With The Introspection By Brian Polk Art By Mark Mothersbaugh Published Issue 083, March 2021 While my brain may reap the benefits of millions of years of evolution, all too often it’s wasted on the random, weird thoughts that I have throughout the day. (Though I suppose it could be worse. I could waste
WEREWOLF RADAR: The Frogmen Cometh By Jordan Doll Published Issue 085, January 2021 It’s January again, so you know what that means: frogmen. Frogmen coming down the chimney, frogmen out back bothering with the garbage cans. Frogmen crawling up under the hood of your car to get warm at night then scaring the hell out of you when you go
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SHORT FICTION By Brian Polk Art by Future Fantasy Delight Published Issue 085, January 2021 Workout Apps Are A Lot Of Work “How long did you have the app?” I asked him. Pete had told me about this workout app that he downloaded, but then I kind of zoned out and missed some of the
By Jordan Doll Published Issue 084, December 2020 Best of Birdy, Originally Published Issue 045, September 2017 When I was in high school we had packrats. I didn’t know what a packrat was but I knew they were there. You could hear them at night, scrabbling around in the walls or the attic. Packing I suppose. Secreting away
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MY EXISTENTIAL DOCTOR HERB, PART XV By Brian Polk Art by Jack Estenssoro Published Issue 083, November 2020 I have a lot to discuss with my existential doctor Herb this month, because I realized something big — a breakthrough of sorts. Of course, I’ve had breakthroughs before. Some of them linger in my mind for
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WASHINGTON LOOKS TO THE FUTURE By Curtis Bergesen Published Issue 083, November 2020 Curtis Bergesen — aka  Collage The World — was born in Washington, D.C. and grew up in Bethesda, MD. He is a vegetarian, only child, Eagle Scout and nature lover. Curtis has spent much of his adult life working in the music
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WELL JIMMY, I GUESS THIS IS IT By Dave Danzara Published Issue 082, October 2020 Dave Danzara has spent most of his life creating art. Born and raised in California, Dave won a scholarship to Laguna Art Institute of Southern California in 1994. His influences can be found in pop culture, sci-fi, fantasy, film and
WEREWOLF RADAR: COLOR ME NAIN ROUGE By Nate Balding Published Issue 081, September 2020 Detroit. Motor City. The D. Motown if you’re nasty. The place you’re more likely to land than O’Hare due to weather. No matter how you refer to it, Detroit is as much an American establishment as New York, LA or the
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