The Egg Files 13 by Aofie
The Egg Files 13 By Aofie Published Issue 098, February 2022 Aofie Kane aka Sylvester Gull is an Australia-based artist who has created a Chicken Universe full of egg-centric artworks. See more on Instagram.
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Fiction, Tidbits and What-Have-Yous by Brian Polk | Art By Jason White & Tyler Gross
Fiction, Tidbits and What-Have-Yous By Brian Polk Art By Jason White & Tyler Gross Published Issue 098, February 2022 ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NEW PARENTS NEED THREE MONTHS’ NOTICE BEFORE MAKING ANY PLANS And even then, itâs super touch and go. For example, if I wanted to make plans for them to attend my birthday in
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Are You Dead To The World Or Just Plain Dead? by Brian Polk | Art By Jason White
Are You Dead To The World Or Just Plain Dead? By Brian Polk Art By Jason White Published Issue 097, January 2022 Do you feel like there are times in your life when no one notices your existence? You say words, have feelings, complete projects on time and under budget at work, and no one
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My Existential Doctor Herb, Part 17 by Brian Polk w/ Art by Mark Mothersbaugh & S. Putnik
My Existential Doctor Herb, Part 17 By Brian Polk Published Issue 096, December 2021 âCan I ask you a blunt question?â I ask my existential doctor, Herb, who nods. âYou know what youâre talking about, right? Youâre not totally full of shit?â Herb thinks about it for a minute. âIâm pretty sure Iâm not full
Down To Brass Tacks By Brian Polk | Art by Mark Mothersbaugh & S. Putnik
Down To Brass Tacks By Brian Polk Art contributions by Mark Mothersbaugh & S. Putnik Published Issue 095, November 2021 We Should Take A Cue From The English And Call Our City Denver-Upon-Platte Kingston-upon-Hull, Stratford-upon-Avon, Newcastle-upon-Tyne â the English sure know how to name their cities. It just sounds so dignified to be âuponâ something.
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Short Fiction For People Who Donât Ordinarily Read Fiction: Brian Polk w/ Art by S. Putnik
Short Fiction For The Busy, The Easily Distracted, And The People Who Donât Ordinarily Read Fiction By Brian Polk Art by S. Putnik Published Issue 094, October 2021 I Drank 10 Drinks At The Sober Bar And Was Way Too Hydrated To Fuck âThese sober drinks can sure pack a punch,â I told my potential
Million Dollar Ideas: Brian Polk w/ S. Putnik
Million Dollar Ideas By Brian Polk Art by S. Putnik Published Issue 093, September 2021 Over the years, Iâve had several ideas that would have earned me millions of dollars if I had any sort of follow-through whatsoever. In my own head â where my âfollow-throughâ skills are on point â these ideas have allowed
Single Sentence Fiction For People Who Really Donât Enjoy Reading: Brian Polk
Single Sentence Fiction For People Who Really Donât Enjoy Reading By Brian Polk Art by S. Putnik Published Issue 092, August 2021 My Attempt To Become More Cultured By Listening To Opera Lasted Two Minutes Turns out, I really donât like opera, and thereâs simply nothing I can do about that. Iâm Doing A Crossword
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The Uncultured Critic, Part II By Brian Polk
The Uncultured Critic, Part II By Brian Polk Art By Tyler Gross A few months ago, I debuted this column in which I review pertinent cultural manifestations such as books, movies and records without actually reading, seeing or hearing them. I figured as long as I had a forceful perspective that I stated very loudly
Shortened Fiction by Brian Polk
Shortened Fiction By Brian Polk Art by S. Putnik Published Issue 089, May 2021Â The Moment I Realize I Drink More Now Than My Recovering Alcoholic Friend Ever Did âWait,â I say as I run the numbers on just how bad of an alcoholic my friend Richie used to be. âSo you were drinking every